Free Marriage

The Idaho state legislature is going to give a go at, and likely succeed in making marriage be a government defined contract between a man and a woman AND making sure that those damn fagots can't see each other in hospital rooms or enter into insurance contracts together or any other legal blessings we ideal couples enjoy.

My initial reaction was that I want to create Idahoans For Marital Purity (IMP). This organization should hold a meeting or two and write lots of letters to the editor. We in the IMP group need to help further refine the concept of what a government allowable marriage should be. Immature children should not be marrying, so we need to push to make sure both parties are at least 21, but 25 would be much better... perhaps 21-25 with parental permission.

Then, since marriage is sanctified by GOD for procreation, nobody over, say 65 should get married, cuz what's the point? We might even push to make sure they are of the same race, or their skin tone is within an acceptable color range.

Meanwhile, with the purity police working that side of things, the Libertarians ought to counter them step-for-step. About the time the debate hits the state house, we can arrange a public debate, on radio or TV with the IMP vs the IDLP.

Now that I've had all day to think about this, I still like the idea. The gay-bashing succeeded in (I think) 11 states on election day. It has a very good chance here. I think we can stop it. I want to try. What we need most, to get started, is a leader for IMP ... and a member or two...

- Ted Dunlap